Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. Now it was question time and she asked, "My name begins with the letter 'M' and I pick up things. What am I?"
A little boy on the front row said, "You're a mother."
I was trying to get my seventh-grade history class to under- stand how the Indians must have felt when they first encountered the Spanish explorers.
"How would you feel," I asked, "if someone showed up on your doorstep who looked very different, spoke a strange language and wore unusual clothes? Wouldn't you be a bit scared?"
"Nah," one boy answered, "I'd just figure it was my sister's date."
NOWT WRONG WITH THAT CHRIS 10/10
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made me laugh.
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the second but was quite funny. the mother bits rubbish
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Sorry not even a smile.
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tumbleweed
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~~~~SORTA FUNNY~~~ BUT CUTE~~~
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~~~ME PILLOWS~~~~
youre on a roll. another star for you.
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hee hee good one 7/10
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NOWT WRONG WITH THAT CHRIS 10/10
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Brilliant!
LOL
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